Cigarettes and Motorcycles

Hey girl. How about you and your hot set of wheels take me for a ride down to engineering? I wanna see if there's anybody left down there.

( Maddie's ranting again. )

( Cut for bad words as Maddie rants )

To the guy I molested kissed earlier,

I'm totally sorry. Not for kissing you. But I usually ask before I stick my tongue down somebody's throat.

So, yeah, sorry.